I have a blog. I never update it. So? Wanna make something of it? Well, if you do...
(Giant pause while she stares at screen trying to think of what to write...)
Okay, I promise (myself, cause let's be honest, I'm the only one reading this right now) that I will do this more. I love to write - for me and for others too - so whilst I'm on my travels (around my house) today I will have something to say later today.